Brent: In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Yeah, well. Holden: Jay: You chug that ass cock, baby. Whillenholly: [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Show some respect. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. It was just a tranquilizer. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Went to film school. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. I don't really wanna die. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Jay: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Jay: Banky: Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. What are we gonna do? Devil Jay: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. You're not paralyzed. Shannen Doherty: A monkey? Brodie: Gay, straight it's all the same now. [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. After the credits, God (Dogma) closes the View Askewniverse book.[2]. Make it fast and sexy. Silent Bob: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. And sometimes, you go back to the well. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Jay: The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. I'm HAUNTED by it! Hey. It's the new millennium. I mean, ya gotta grow man. Feature length? There's nothing you can do about it. Ben Affleck: Jay: What am I, blind? The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Well! The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. Something nice. Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Remind me to renew that restraining order. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Ben Affleck: Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. When, Lord when? Daphne: Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. It's really a fucking drag. Jay: [to Silent Bob] Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Sheriff: But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! I thought that was a 10-82. The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Gus Van Sant: Stealin' the little monkey. Jay: Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Oh, all right. Look at me. Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Have you seen them roaming around? Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Here's your coffee sir. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. Jay: We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Fuck! Chaka: A day. In a Deleted Scene: James Van Der Beek: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Jay: Then you're all you motherfucks are next. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Jay: Assistant Director(GWH 2): Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. And that body? Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Are you even supposed to be here today? Mules are GOOD! COMMANDER! Walt "Fanboy" Grover: [to Silent Bob] Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Damn yous! The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Silent Bob's Mother: Jay: Say, what's all this talk about farting? YO! You're like a child. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. Chaka Luther King: A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Jay: Jay: Ben Affleck: Jay: Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Jay: Ben Affleck: The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. the wrong way. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. If I go to prison will you wait for me? Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. James Van Der Beek: This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Okay. That was them wasn't it? Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Chaka: The Market research says that people love monkeys. Goals Steal Jewels. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Especially you. Two-disc set. Oh, you like that, MULE. Why? Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. No, you the man, and that's the problem. [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: Jay: Fred: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. He's got a great sense of humor. Jay: Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Sure, I do. Hmm, I don't know. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Jay: . What are you trying to say? [to his buddies] Not this little fuck. Brodie: Will you fuck me when you get out? Teen #2: Justice: Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Brent: You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? [after tossing Brent out of the van] The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Alyssa Jones: The white man stole it. Jay: In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Uh, three by my count, but close. Jay: You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. So? Go to hell! [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Reco'nize. Brent: / We smoke the blunts. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Then I rub my nose with it. Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Oh my God. Ben Affleck: Brenda? Goddamn yous all to hell! Whillenholly: Boy, Walt. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Echo Base: Hey! Action, Gus or what? You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. I know it's in there! Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Its the female orgasm that's the myth. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Okay, here's the deal. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. Jay: I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Jay: And on that note, we cue the music. Jay's Mother: Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Holden: Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Holden: Chrissy: And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Jay: I pinch it like this. You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Brent: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? I was a guard. There they are! Holden: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Jay: Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Jay: [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Or House Party 3. Then you can do the art picture. After an expedient exodus . It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. You should be. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Walt "Fanboy" Grover: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Fanedit Running Time: 128. That's right. The fuck you talkin' about? While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . Jay: James Van Der Beek: Chaka's Production Assistant: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Jay: He's crying out, "When Lord? Jay: There's no boogers in it sir. Reg Hartner: Sheriff: Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. Lonely. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. What? Yeah, I'll bet you do. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Get the fuck off her. Look, man. Assistant Director(GWH 2): [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Five hours and not a single ride. [Looks down] It's never "Hey! Oh Yeah! new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. We've got a mystery to solve! I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Banky: Taste the booger flavor. Who'd pay to see that? Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Brent: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Compare. Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Fred: You actually watch that show? [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. The monkey will spank us! I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! As nasty as you want to be, papi. Comedy. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? 2hr. Chrissy: There's a script for this movie? Crazy crackers with guns. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Silent Bob: Jay: Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Sissy: OOH you little fuck. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van.

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