Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Oh, c'mon. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? "What! "Shit babe sorry." Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. Nope, Clint says. When they want to. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Never Have I Ever. I m'n yes. Clint can't help but laugh. Scott questions and I smirk. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. 2. The fuck, Clint? Bruce looks contemplative. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Awesome! Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Okay. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own "REALLY" Clint yelled. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. He's not good with relationships. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. MJ grinned. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. One moment. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Wanda said. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Actually fist-bump. T'challa questions and we all shift around. #unlimitedpride Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. This is the good stuff. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Aye! Thor booms anyway. You learn stuff about each other.. "Peter you go first" Wade said. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Although I, you know. 5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own Hi, have you met me? Tony says. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Please consider turning it on! Guilty? Proceed at the risk of your sanity. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. The elevator dinged. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. Are you, like are you?. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. #starktower Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Nah, stay here. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Don't screw up.". She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. Pepper would know what to do. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. He lets it go. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Sorta, Clint says. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. We should get on that, then. as well as Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). #iorndad Please proceed!. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. #pp Because I do. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Moving on! Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Spill." Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. I smell a demi, Brucie. #spiderman He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Yeah. They all thought that things were going to be better now. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Steve said. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Tony pouts. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. Good. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. "Parker?" Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". I don't know, Clint. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Steve's gone red again. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Classified information. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Its called being undercover. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. Tony winces. He knows hers, too. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. 1. Nazi, Steve says. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Tony's eyes go fond. You said that last night too.. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Tony, stop being judgemental. "You've has a girlfriend? Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. That I made with my own two hands?!. After the serum. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. MJ Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. All of you" Clint said. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. Clint rolls his eyes. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Nn. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. His name is Percy Jackson. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. #peterparker This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? What? I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" "How?" Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. I mean, ask anyone. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. "Fine. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Go team go. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. "Okay, my turn. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. 3. Aunt May says and I shrug. L'oreal? This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. "Bullsh*t!" Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. D'nt care. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. There's one problem. Clint snorts. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. I don't think so.. "We still playing or what? Ow. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. That's just plain sad. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap So does Thor. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. #scarletwitch Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Anyone we know? Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Where did you get this tattoo!?" Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Tony and Clint share a look. My turn! "Excuse me" Natasha said. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. What? Nat smirked. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Peter put his sleeve down again. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. My turn. Blanket excuse.. There are still strings. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. So after a mission, I y'know.. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Ouch, back to last names again. In case you wondered. He grimaces. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. All of the adults take a shot. Yeah, sure. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. That's too easy. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Right! Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Like you and Steve aren't the exact same.