And what would that be? 6 more photos . Smithson Utivich [after brief pause] I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night. Col. Hans Landa Have I been shot? Drink? Showing all 56 items Jump to: Photos (29) Quotes (27) Photos . Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. Col. Hans Landa: Please, Colonel, make yourself at home. [slightly annoyed] Yeah, I was just thinking that. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: I'd make that deal. They need you. [in German] Actually, why he would hate the name "hangman" is baffling to me. I'm betting for OSS would be my guess. Col. Hans Landa: Sisu Is The Inglourious Basterds Reboot We've Been Waiting 15 - MSN Lt. Aldo Raine Gorlami. They seem to elude capture like an apparition! Lt. Aldo Raine [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] Fredrick Zoller: What are their titles? I have no doubt. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. One of his best movies if the masterpiece Inglourious Basterds. Product . To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. Not one word more! Bridget von Hammersmark What do you man, the Little Man? Cpl. Gwatzeeeeee. Lt. Aldo Raine Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Arriverderci. Butz: Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. [after a pause] One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. Lt. Aldo Raine And I want my scalps. Col. Hans Landa: Just for the Nazis. Col. Hans Landa: General Ed Fenech: Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine You're on deck! Lt. Archie Hicox: Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: The Fhrer is attending the premiere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. ,Pfc. ,Lt. Archie Hicox: [slightly annoyed] Col. Hans Landa: Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. Pfc. Narrator: Everybody needs to calm down! Where Bridget von Hammersmark? [sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette]. Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark: [a smack is heard offscreen] Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now! Check out the best dialogues from the film. Werner Rachtman: His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. Narrator Attaboy, Lieutenant. [in German] Bingo! Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Filming & Production Adolf Hitler: Lt. Aldo Raine: I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd. Lt. Aldo Raine Pfc. Bridget von Hammersmark: Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa: This boy has done something tremendous for us. Sgt. Werner Rachtman Winston Churchill: How fun! Marcel: : Col. Hans Landa: Master SGT. I guess so. How much more of these Jew swine must I endure? Dialogues from Inglourious Basterds Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. I see your public speaking has improved. "Eliza On The Ice"? Share the best GIFs now >>> If you can assist me with answers, my department can close the file on your family. : "Well I speak the most Italian so I'll be your escort. Lt. Aldo Raine [calmly] Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa We don't like that. : Lt. Aldo Raine Oui, Shosanna. Master SGT. Make a deal. : If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. General Ed Fenech: And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it! I know the film camera does. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? Lt. Aldo Raine: That way we can spot 'em just like that. Lt. Archie Hicox : Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. Not one word more! Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. [long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly]. Omar Ulmer Do you have all that, sir? No. Yes. Lt. Aldo Raine Sgt. : Lt. Archie Hicox: Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine: Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. What do you mean "the Little Man"? Col. Hans Landa: So you're "Aldo the Apache". Col. Hans Landa: : And cousin, business is a-boomin'. Sgt. : GET THE FUCK UP! [giddy] Cpl. : Smithson Utivich Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. That's what I thought. However, I've been lead to believe that you speak English quite well. Stop it! Donny Donowitz: Bridget von Hammersmark [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] Smithson Utivich That's what I thought. So you're "the Jew Hunter". Lt. Aldo Raine: : Werner Rachtman General Ed Fenech. Col. Hans Landa And you need all four to win the war. It couldn't be both. How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Bridget von Hammersmark Master SGT. As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in their very seats we left for them, 0023 and 0024 if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode and your mission, what some would call a terrorist plot, as of this moment is still a go. Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: So you're "the Jew Hunter". Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. [in French] Is that the way you say it? Nope. Sgt. Ooh la la Danielle Darrieux. I'm afraid you and I we both know, Captain no matter what happens to anybody else in this room the two of us aren't going anywhere. You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Fredrick Zoller: Lt. Aldo Raine Related: 20 Most Intense, Hold-Your-Breath Movie Scenes Of All Time. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. Enormous changes at the last minute? That's Sgt. Monsieur LaPadite, I regret to inform you I have exhausted the extent of my French. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. [finishes scalping Hermann] : Pfc. I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine: You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa Omar Ulmer. "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.". However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. : : And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? [Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. [from offscreen] So you're the Jew Hunter. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. About I got three men dead back there. Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine: Pvt. I'd make that deal. Donny Donowitz: Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. [in German] Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. You remember him, don't you? Pfc. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Now, before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. [Marcel is beating up a sound technician]. Col. Hans Landa [translates into German]. I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. : [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll]. [in German] Oooh, that's a bingo! Gorlomi? How'd the shooting start? Col. Hans Landa [in Italian] No. What have you done? Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none And that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat. Because you love me. Donny Donowitz Lt. Aldo Raine : It probably has something to do with the second development. : Col. Hans Landa: I respectfully refuse, sir. [at the premiere of "Nation's Pride"] Nope! Col. Hans Landa Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. Willi! Gwatzeeee. [Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch]. Once more? He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. Werner Rachtman Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Adventure Drama War In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Inglourious Basterds Italian GIFs | Tenor Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. And I love you. Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa: